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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #195 on: August 13, 2011, 03:53:16 PM »
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14:43      Clive screws Spyval over.
14:43      *** Spyval is now known as Sebius
14:44      Sebius screws Clive.

It's been long enough, new post. Oh, karma.

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08:16      ChristmasTree noms candy cane.
08:17   ChristmasTree   Trees eat candy canes. I'm so saying that next time some candy canes go mysteriously missing from the tree.
08:17   Claine   Didn't they learn nothin' in science
08:17   Claine   Trees eat Candy canes
08:17   Claine   And release oxygen into the air

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20:32   Seraph   NOTHING IS CERTAIN
20:32   Seraph   EVERYTHING'S CHANGED
20:32   Fries   NOTHING IS TRUE
20:33   Fries   EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED
20:33   Seraph   MORE THAN JUST WORDS WHEN IT'S YOU WHO'S IN PAIN
20:33   Seraph   YOU HOLD THE CHALIC
20:33   Seraph   CHALICE
20:33   Archmage_Ansrit   I'll smack you upside the head
20:33   Fries   ...
20:33   Seraph   YOU HOLD THE BLADE
20:33   Claine   QUICK, LET'S MAKE MORE SEARCHABLE CHATS
20:33   Fries   I was being AC I think
20:33   Seraph   BRING THEM TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT YOU MAKE
20:33   Claine   PORN
20:33   Claine   SHIRTLESS TYVAL
20:33   Archmage_Ansrit   MY LITTLE PONY?
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12:32   Fries   So there I was listening to a song about eating people.
12:32   Fries   :3
12:33   Fries   There's a lot of "Pero pero" in it
12:33   Seraph   ...
12:33   Seraph   D:
12:33   Fries   It makes me laugh and think of the Mr. Ando cartoon
12:33   Seraph   Er, brb.
12:33      *** Seraph quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
12:34      Fries wins?
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Random Quotes- Platinum Seblings
« Reply #196 on: September 02, 2011, 06:34:54 PM »
Last post was last month.  New post go.
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15:08   Tentacle`Monster   Because of Sebius no one on DM ever dares to wear femme clothing on males ... any more.
15:08   Dunceney   ...
15:09   Dunceney   I am actually going to have Duncy crossdress
15:09   Dunceney   I decided yesterday
15:09   Tentacle`Monster   Is true! When Sebius became 'famous' - I stopped seeing people cross-dress.
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15:12   Tentacle`Monster   We need moar
15:12   Tentacle`Monster   I shall call them Seblings
15:13   Tentacle`Monster   Now to convince Seraph and the others to do the same as Duncey
15:13   Tentacle`Monster   Yus
15:13   Dunceney   I will call them Platinum Seblings
15:13   Tentacle`Monster   HAAAAAAR
15:14   Tentacle`Monster   Everything and everyone can be Sebified -nod-
15:14   Dunceney   I just imagined Sitta cross-dressing.
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17:29   Fries        And then Quake ate the friggin sun. The end.

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17:03 Seraphic And then Kultas gets RP
17:03 Seraphic It's awesome
17:03 Kalinka Sweet.
17:03 Fries Yayzors
17:03 Seraphic After five days running around with people suddenly becoming busy when he shows up
17:03 Seraphic <.<
17:03 Fries D<
17:04 Fries Why so much hate on the scorpionman?
17:04 Fries IS IT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK? D<

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17:06 Seraphic I heard starting communist parties in America is illegal.
17:06 Seraphic Yay freedom of speech
17:06 Fries UNLESS YOU'RE A COMMIE THEN STFU
17:06 Seraphic THE BIG MELTING POT OF A MILLION CULTURES
17:07 Fries EXCEPT COMMIES

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12:15   Seraph   Yes, Sebius is canonically the cause of part of Tyval's trauma
12:16   Seraph   Tyval is like my fan character of the old man and Grev's work.
12:16   Fries   lol
12:17   Fries   Well, I guess that makes Monty a fan character of a fan character
12:17   Seraph   Oh lord
12:17   Fries   Fanception
12:17   Seraph   A fan character of a fan character in which the fan character is ICly a fan of the fan fan character!
12:18   Fries   :D
12:18   Seraph   We have created an abomination
12:18   Fries   Monty seems to think so.
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #197 on: October 19, 2011, 05:47:49 PM »
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00:45      Aughtineld sells tickets to the free show.
00:45      Montlet sticks a finger of death up Aughtineld's arsehole.
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SHOVEL: THE RETURN
« Reply #198 on: October 25, 2011, 09:39:44 AM »
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20:09      SneakySneak flings a Fries back to her bed.
20:09   SneakySneak   SHOO
20:09   SneakySneak   SNOOZE
20:10   Sadface   I AM in my bed
20:10   SneakySneak   Snooooooooze :P
20:10   Sadface   NO.
20:10   SneakySneak   Rawr!
20:10   Sadface   YOU AND THE iChill CANNOT BOSS ME ARO-
20:10   Sadface   ajsnff wfwejdhskijdf                iiiiiiiiiebfc                      fjjkd

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13:18      *** fluffyfrog is now known as TheSneakiestSpy
13:18   TheSneakiestSpy   :P
13:18   SneakySneak   Lies and Shenndoras
13:21   TheSneakiestSpy   I AM THESNEAKIESTSPY
13:22      *** Seraph is now known as AnAdequateAtBestSpy
13:22   SneakySneak   Welcome back ya nut :P
13:22   AnAdequateAtBestSpy   :D
13:22   TheSneakiestSpy   And then Seraph was Jacques and I was Rémi.

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18:34   Tentacle`Monster   NOT IN MY PANTS, IT'S NOT
18:34   Malicci   (Except in countries that aren't his)
18:34   Malicci   ...
18:34   Malicci   Sweetie
18:34   Malicci   In your pants, you NEED to resurrect the dead
18:35   Tentacle`Monster   NEVER
18:35   Malicci   LAFF.
18:37   Malicci   But reanimation for underneath your pants is necessary
18:37   Malicci   It's been dead for so long
18:38   Seraph   CGIT
18:38   Seraph   "Can't get IT up"
18:38   Malicci   Yes
18:38   Malicci   That's what I said

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14:50   Seraph   I HAD FRIES TONIGHT
14:50   Tentacle`Monster   >.>
14:51   Fries   Yes, but I barely noticed you there
14:51   Tentacle`Monster   Um, was it good for you?
14:51   Seraph   Ohgod
14:51   Tentacle`Monster   Because it obviously wasn't for her :P
14:51   Tentacle`Monster   IS FRIES EVEN LEGAL?
14:51   Fries   No <.<
14:51   Tentacle`Monster   HOW NOT LEGAL ARE YOU?
14:52   Seraph   OH GODNO
14:52   Fries   Two years not legal
14:52      Tentacle`Monster arrests Seraph
14:52      Tentacle`Monster tosses 'em with...
14:52      *** Tentacle`Monster is now known as Old`Man`with`a`Shovel
14:52      Old`Man`with`a`Shovel toothy grins.
14:52   Seraph   For a moment I thought you were going to say Sebius. But this is almost as horrible!
14:52      Old`Man`with`a`Shovel pats the shovel lovingly.
14:53   Old`Man`with`a`Shovel   Now I know a sweet sixteen arse is sweet but boy... you gon' and dun it now!
14:53      Old`Man`with`a`Shovel SHOVELRAEPS
14:53   Seraph   *insert completely atrocious Do Not Want face here*

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20:40   Fries   Next Mellinae's going to travel with... an inquisitor from Lionheart or something
20:40   Fries   ...
20:40   Fries   Actually
20:40   Fries   He'd do that anyway
20:40   Fries   Because rack
20:41   Kultas   XD
20:41   Fries   "OH TIGHTER YES THAT'S IT"
20:41   Fries   "The demons in this one are fierce..."
20:41   Kultas   In Lionheart you can get Torquemada to torture you repeatedly
20:42   Fries   ...
20:42   Kultas   And you don't lose HP
20:42   Fries   Mellinae: REALLY? :D
20:42   Kultas   He does it with that weird flame of his
20:42   Fries   Mel wants.
20:42   Kultas   Also, the guy he's talking to when you first meet him?
20:42   Kultas   The Big Bad.
20:42   Kultas   And their relationship is never explained
20:43   Fries   omg
20:43   Fries   The Big Bad is Torquemada's MEL.
20:43   Kultas   OH GOD

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10:59   ElmerFudd   "Make a flail out of his Heart, his Brain, and his Eye."
10:59   ElmerFudd   EWWWWWWWWW
11:00   ElmerFudd   How does that even work?
11:00   ElmerFudd   Do you like
11:00   ElmerFudd   Unravel the brain and attach one end to the heart and the other to the eye?
11:00   BugsBunny   INNARDCHUCKS

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09:58   ElmerFudd   Hewwo Sewaph
09:58   BugsBunny   What's up, doc?
09:58   ElmerFudd   ...
09:58   ElmerFudd   It's duck season.
09:58   ElmerFudd   What's up with you?
09:59   BugsBunny   I... don't know how to answer that! I'm the one supposed to ask-
09:59   BugsBunny   I mean, I
09:59   BugsBunny   NO
09:59      BugsBunny explodes
10:01   ElmerFudd   wofl

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09:50   ElmerFudd   Hewwo Cwaine
09:50   ElmerFudd   And how awe you?
09:50   Claine   Uh
09:50   Claine   Tiwed
09:51   ElmerFudd   Then go to sweep
09:51   Claine   In 10 minutes Dad
09:51   ElmerFudd   Go to bed WIGHT NOW young wady
09:51   Claine   Yes Dad :C
09:51   Claine   Goodniwt
09:52   ElmerFudd   MAWCH.
09:52      *** Claine quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

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17:40   Fries   Getting the Countess' treasure
17:40   Fries   <.<
17:41   Fries   In more ways than one
17:41   Clant   Countess
17:41   Clant   Firs-
17:41   Clant   ohgod

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17:17   Fries   I now have TF2.
17:18   Seraph   :D
17:18   Fries   I may now noob all over it.
17:18   Kalinka   Tabasco!
17:18   Kalinka   I'll newb all over dat.
17:19   Fries   Just like I noob all over Assassin's Creed 2 and blame Ezio
17:19   Kalinka   XD
17:19   Fries   /Desmond/Altair
17:20   Fries   In the newest AC:
17:20   Fries   You can go back into Altair's memories while in Ezio's memories as Desmond
17:20   Kalinka   Yup.
17:21   Fries   Yo dawg, I heard you liked living other people's lives, so I put a memory in your memory so you can live other lives while you live other lives
17:21   Kalinka   XD
17:21   Fries   Animuception

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23:30   Fries   Requirements for mate: Must play MUD
23:30   Fries   Must get every meme ever
23:31   Tentacle`Monster   LOL
23:31   Fries   Must have read TvTropes
23:31   Tentacle`Monster   Oh well shucks, this tentacle monster lost at the second and kinda the third requirements.
23:31   Fries   lol
23:31   Fries   Fourth: Must be female
23:31   Tentacle`Monster   G'damnit all!

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23:21   Tentacle`Monster   NetTrollSeb: When all else fails, fap till you drop.
23:21   Fries   Ha
23:21   Fries   Don't net trolls call others gay as an insult though?
23:21   Tentacle`Monster   NetTrollSeb: When all else fails, fap till you drop, you gay things!
23:22   Fries   I don't see Sebius doing that, or I see him doing that and HOPING the other person is gay
23:22   Tentacle`Monster   NetTrollSeb: *WILL NEVER TELL!*

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23:04   Fries   Would do way better than my current erm...
23:05   Tentacle`Monster   I got a visual of you slapping people with it.
23:05   Fries   lol
23:05   Fries   ...weapons.
23:05   Fries   Yes.
23:05   Tentacle`Monster   Amember, a dragon died to it!
23:05   Fries   The day I can buy a dildo, you'll see this on the news: "18-year-old Arizonan incarcerated for assault with a deadly dildo."
23:06   Fries   "Claims it can kill dragons."
The above- Searchable. Very searchable.

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08:34   Fries   WHO IS THIS CLAINE PERSON WHO KEEPS SHOWING UP IN THE IRC?
08:35   Claine   I've never seen em
08:35   Claine   Where?
08:35      Fries points at Claine!
08:35   Claine   WHAT?! WHERE?
08:35      Fries notes that a mirror is behind her.
08:35   Claine   Oh
08:36   Claine   I'll get rid of that Claine for you
08:36      +++ ChanServ has given owner to Claine
08:36      +++ ChanServ has given op to Claine
08:36      *** Claine was kicked by Claine (Claine)
08:36   Fries   lol
08:36      *** Seraph is now known as CIaine
08:36   Fries   lol
08:36      CIaine hisses
08:36      CIaine runs off
08:36      *** CIaine is now known as Seraph
08:36      *** Fries is now known as CIaine
08:36      CIaine possesses other bodies.
08:36      *** Claine joined #Tzelkora Mibbit@mib-A74ED460.kyt1.eonet.ne.jp
08:37   Seraph   We are all Claine.
08:37   Claine   I'm pretty sure you're not
08:37   Seraph   Dude
08:37   Seraph   I'm like
08:37   Seraph   So Claine right now
08:37   CIaine   I used a hack to like
08:37   CIaine   Be everybody
08:37   CIaine   He was CIaine for a bit and then I was
08:37   Claine   Ffff I kick one Claine and two more spring up
08:37   Claine   Moment, I'll kick them too
08:37   Seraph   Clhydra

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15:25   Seraph   Nothing feels better than beating up a lich to death with his own phylactery.
15:25   Fries   rofl!
15:26      Seraph random
15:26   Fries   And then that was how I killed off Demethus.
15:26   Seraph   Awesome
15:26   Seraph   Who did it?
15:26   Fries   Matthias
15:27   Seraph   And then Matthias was the badassiest
15:27   Fries   He is somewhat Tyvally
15:27   Fries   Without the paranoia
15:27   Seraph   And without the FLAMING SWORD
15:27   Fries   Oh...
15:27   Fries   He'll get a flaming sword.
15:27   Seraph   G'dammit
15:27   Seraph   Will it be blue?
15:27   Fries   No
15:27   Fries   Purple
15:28   Seraph   Yay!
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« Reply #199 on: November 26, 2011, 01:27:33 PM »
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19:34   Seraph   (02:17:18) Tyval: http://i.imgur.com/OY0Vz.jpg (02:34:09) * Few Cloudwalker doesn't get it. :o
19:34   Seraph   ...
19:35   Claine   :c
19:35   Seraph   I AM NOT 'SPLAININ
19:35   Claine   Ruins the joke!
19:35   Mellinae   Don't show things like that to Few!
19:36   Mellinae   She is a sensible underage Christian!
19:36   Seraph   It's an octopus!
19:36   Claine   Perfectly innocent c:
19:36   Mellinae   CHRISTIANS DON'T BELIEVE IN OCTOPI
19:36   Claine   O:!
19:36   Seraph   LOL

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18:39   Tarsim   ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS
18:39   Tarsim   ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS
18:39   Tarsim   HOO HOO
18:39   Tarsim   HOO HOO
18:39   Tarsim   HOO HOO
18:39   Tarsim   Be /disturbed/
18:39   Seraph   LOL
18:39   Seraph   Took me a while to get that
18:40   Seraph   What does it mean, Tarsim?
18:40   Tarsim   Fuck it, I don't know

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18:57 Fries
them. I'm usually averse to attacking people." The last two words were said with a disapproving glare toward Heimdall. Methinks the masochist doth protest too much.
18:58 Fries Playing Mel means I get to have lines like that.
19:23 Fries OH GOD MEL
19:25 Fries
"Yes. It is. But not because I am cautious. I would treat you to an encore, but I don't wish to upset Few any further." Its brows loft as it
19:25 Fries
"Then perhaps we shall meet later, beast," he suggested. "I'd love to see what you have in store, perhaps after the lady has gone to sleep at home."
19:42 Fries HEIMDALL
19:42 Fries PLEASE STOP TURNING MEL ON
19:42 Fries THANK YOU

Mibpasties:
Heimdall grunts as the man walks away, wrinkling its nose in distaste. "Oh, get up, child," it grumbles at Few now, lowering its head to press against her back to urge her to her feet. "I won't hurt him unless he starts something, okay? Come now, surely Tyval must be worried. I'll take you to the edge of the forest."
Mellinae: [You know he's going to start something. He's so deprived XD]
Heimdall: ( Hehehe )
Heimdall: ( Depraved or deprived? Or both >D )
Mellinae: [Yes.]

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01:08      NOWAI !!
01:08   Tentacle`Monster   WAI!
01:08      NOWAI !!!!!!!!
01:08   Tentacle`Monster   WAI III!II!!!
01:08      NOWAI !!!!!!!! x infinity
01:08   Tentacle`Monster   WAI x Chuck Norris!
01:08   NOWAI   O:
01:09      NOWAI x Servisth!
01:09   Tentacle`Monster   GAH
01:09      Tentacle`Monster falls over, dead.

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04:23   Rawrfaise   "I'm sorry I said those things." "It's okay, you're a complete moron."
04:24      SneakySneak snickers.
04:24   Claine   I think Remi and Glenda would get on fine :B
04:25   SneakySneak   In the back of a car.
04:25   Rawrfaise   obby
04:25   SneakySneak   In an abandoned parking lot.
04:25   SneakySneak   MAKE IT HAPPEN
04:25   Rawrfaise   "Vould you like me to show you a zhing or two about anatomy?"

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01:43   FailedGymClassSpy   And if you legitimately want gum I'll wack some in an envelope and ship it out to you. Will cost me like $2-3
01:43   AdequatelySneakySpy   
01:44   AdequatelySneakySpy   YEY.
01:44   FailedGymClassSpy   Address?
01:50   AdequatelySneakySpy   "So there's this creeper in Japan who's sending foodstuffs. No, you can't have any."
01:50   LolrenNotSneaky   XD
01:50   FailedGymClassSpy   Plenty of gum to go around
01:51   FailedGymClassSpy   Sharing gum is caring gum.
...
02:03   AdequatelySneakySpy   So um
02:03   AdequatelySneakySpy   If the kidnappers come, you know what happened
02:03   AdequatelySneakySpy   It was all Claine's fault
02:03      LolrenNotSneaky salutes
02:03   FailedGymClassSpy   8D The gum was all just a ploy
02:03   AdequatelySneakySpy   DAMMIT.
02:03   FailedGymClassSpy   Now Lolren, what's your address. I'll send you some candy.
...
02:12   AdequatelySneakySpy   While I'm still here, I might as well post in stuff
02:12   FailedGymClassSpy   Yay
02:12   AdequatelySneakySpy   Until Claine kidnaps me and sells me to a Yakuza boss or something
02:13   FailedGymClassSpy   I would never!
02:13   AdequatelySneakySpy   WHY NOT? DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
02:13   FailedGymClassSpy   Oh.
02:13   FailedGymClassSpy   Okay I will
02:13   AdequatelySneakySpy   XD

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06:43   B`Cup   >.>
06:43   B`Cup   <.<
06:43   B`Cup   actually
06:43   Fries   D<
06:43   B`Cup   ) )
06:43   B`Cup   ( (
06:43   B`Cup   Or something
06:43   Fries   lol
06:43   Claine   o---o
06:43   Claine   I was afk
06:43   Claine   For like
06:43   Claine   30 seconds
06:43   Claine   What is this
06:43   B`Cup   rofl
06:43   Fries   He is my breasts now.
06:44      B`Cup wobble-waves
06:45      *** Seraph joined #Tzelkora Mibbit@EF1CDC63.793C3AFC.2A0FE168.IP
06:45   Claine   Davido's PC borked over night
06:45   Fries   Seraph
06:45      B`Cup gets in Seraph's face!
06:45   Fries   HEY
06:45      B`Cup gets Seraph arrested
06:45   Seraph   ;D
06:45   Fries   BAD BOOBS
06:45   Seraph   D:
06:45   Claine   Without bestest gaming buddy for a while
06:45   Fries   NO GETTING MY FRIEND ARRESTED
06:45   Claine   They look like good boobs to me
06:45   B`Cup   Aw
06:45      B`Cup - drawn towards Claine
06:46   Fries   SERAPH I DREW FEW AND SHE IS CUTE AND I PUT UP THE FIRST CHAPTER OF MALDESIA CHRONICLES
06:46   B`Cup   And I have a marching tune playing HAR
06:46   Seraph   I SAW
06:46   Claine   gg Terrabad: Geezer is boobs ಠ_ರೃ Lili ŎםŎ: ... I don't want to touch them
06:46      Fries follows the boobs.

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19:24   SneakySneak   Deventius vs. Malicci
19:24   SneakySneak   Round One!
19:24   SneakySneak   Fight!
19:24   Loltros   o-o
19:24   SneakySneak   ....what? You can't high-five each other! You are supposed to fight!

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12:13   QuickFoot   HELLO, FRIES AND CLAINE
12:14   FIours   But which is which? :B
12:14   Flours   :B
12:14   FIours   :B
12:14   Flours   I like kawaii anime and kanji
12:14   FIours   That's Fries.
12:14   QuickFoot   xD Lol
12:14   Flours   Claine would never say 'kawaii'.
12:15   QuickFoot   "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHICH IS WHICH? I CAN SEE YOUR FLAGS-- oh you mean in text"
12:15   Flours   Baw you're cheating
12:15   FIours   Cheater :c
12:15   QuickFoot   I can't figure it out in text though.
12:15   QuickFoot   Like, y'know.
12:15   QuickFoot   W/o using context clues
12:16   Flours   Posted
12:16   FIours   YAY
12:16   Flours   I sure like writing dialogue
12:16   FIours   That's Claine
12:16   QuickFoot   x3
12:17   FIours   Jacques: THAT'S IT SHE'S DEAD
12:17   Flours   We don't even know where she is!
12:17   FIours   "I DON'T CARE. I WILL FIND HER AND KILL HER."
12:18   QuickFoot   Oh mai.
12:18      QuickFoot rubs her hands together in anticipation!
12:18   QuickFoot   YesIhavebeeneatingupthisRP
12:18   FIours   
12:19   Flours   Really?
12:19   FIours   Awesomesauce :B
12:19   QuickFoot   Yes. :3
12:22   Flours   Haw haw it's funny writing about Australians
12:22   FIours   That's totes Fries :B
12:23   QuickFoot   xD Yeah
12:23   Flours   I'm not that predictable am I :c
12:24   Flours   Welp I go to bed
12:25   Flours   Goodnight Lauren and Claine c:
12:25   FIours   It's noon where you are
12:25   Flours   Yeah I'm tired
12:25   FIours   More iChill?
12:25   Flours   Uh
12:25   Flours   Yes
12:25   Flours   That's it
12:25   Flours   That's exactly it
12:26   FIours   AHA POSER
12:26   Flours   No!
12:26   FIours   Alright then
12:26   FIours   What is iChill?
12:26   FIours   NO GOOGLE
12:26   Flours   It's really obscure and you've probably never heard of it
12:26   FIours   lol
12:26      *** FIours is now known as Fries
12:26   Fries   It's the opposite of an energy shot
12:26   Flours   It's produced by Apple
12:26   Fries   Indeed
I'm the one with an I. :D

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13:00   Fries   FEW IS DRAWING ME A PIKSHUR
13:00   Fries   See, she and Mel are sleeping together in the same bed and such
13:01   Fries   And no matter how I put it, it sounds horribly wrong
13:01   Fries   So she decided to draw a picture of it
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BIRFDAY PARTY... a day early.
« Reply #200 on: December 19, 2011, 10:59:20 PM »
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21:23   Mellinae   EARLY BIRFDAY SURPRISE
21:23   Claine   O:?
21:23   Mellinae   SERAPH.
21:23   Seraph   MELLINAE
21:23   Mellinae   IT NEEDS TO BE DONE.
21:23   Seraph   THE TENTACLE MONSTER IS NO HERE THOUGH
21:24   Mellinae   ...he'll get here eventually
21:24   Seraph   Hokai
21:24      *** Mellinae is now known as Shenndora
21:24      *** Seraph is now known as Tyval
21:24   Lolren   Brb
21:24   Shenndora   Baked cake. Eated it. Birfday, Claine.
21:24   Claine   
21:24      Tyval bows.
21:25   Tyval   I wish you a happy birthday, Lady Claine.
21:25   Shenndora   Wimpy paladin. Not invited. D<
21:25      Shenndora whacks
21:25   Tyval   E-er... I must apologize for the hobgoblin's um... behavior.
21:26   Shenndora   HOW DARE YOU.
21:26      Tyval hides behind Claine, just in case.
21:26   Shenndora   No apologize, or turn ugly D<
21:26   Tyval   I er
21:26   Tyval   Lady Claine
21:26      Shenndora has a song that does that.
21:26   Tyval   I do not apologize, then.
21:27   Tyval   ...please don't eat me
21:27   Shenndora   Better.
21:27      Shenndora eats Claine instead as her present.
21:27   Claine   Best present ever?!
21:27   Shenndora   Spa in stomach.
21:27   Shenndora   Best present ever,
21:28      Tyval watches, all terrorized like.
21:28   Claine   You guys are the best
21:28   Claine   <3
21:28   Shenndora   Who guys? I only see us girls.
21:28      Tyval coughs loudly.
21:28   Shenndora   That girl especially pretty.
21:28      Shenndora points at Tyval
21:29      Tyval pouts.
21:29   Claine   He is very handsome
21:29   Shenndora   SHE. She pretty. =_=
21:29   Tyval   Butbut
21:29   Tyval   I am a man. :c
21:29   Shenndora   SHE.
21:30   Shenndora   You woman.
21:30   Tyval   Sorry ma'am.
21:30   Tyval   Yes ma'am.
21:31   Claine   Uh
21:31   Claine   SHE is very handsome?
21:31   Shenndora   Yes.
21:31      Tyval brightens a little bit. As a woman, he's safe from Sebius.
21:32      Shenndora notes that Tyval is not safe from the Tentacle`Monster.
21:32   Tyval   Tentacle M-monster?
21:32   Tyval   There's ten-
21:32   Shenndora   Yes.
21:32   Tyval   AAAHHH!
21:32   Tyval   SAVE ME
21:32   Shenndora   No.
21:33      Tyval runs around in circles like an idiot.
21:33      Shenndora points and laughs.
21:34      Tyval makes sure to bow and wish a happy birthday every time he runs past the Claine.
21:36   Claine   <3 Thanks you guys
21:37      Tyval is obviously too poor to give Claine a proper present.
21:37      Tyval would give her a big ass mirror if he could though.
21:38   Tyval   (it makes your place look twice as big)
21:38   Claine   XD
21:38   Claine   ಠ_ರೃ Lili ŎםŎ: Find three books. Each cover must be a primary color.
21:39   Shenndora   Find cake.
21:39   Shenndora   Eat it.
21:39   Claine   I'm sure I can manage that
21:39   Tyval   And it must be birthday cake.
21:39   Tyval   With the candles.
21:39   Shenndora   No, coconut cake
21:39   Claine   That will be more challenging
21:39   Claine   Birthday coconut cake
21:39   Shenndora   Coconut cake is best cake
21:40      Tyval nods in agreement.
21:40   Shenndora   Must eat
21:40   Shenndora   Or doesn't count
21:40      Tyval prefers chocolate, but doesn't want to annoy the hobgoblin.
21:50   Tyval   Methinks we have weirded out the Claineface enough for one evening/morning/wherever. <.<
21:50   Shenndora   Not over 'til the Sebius sings.
21:51   Shenndora   ...
21:51      *** Shenndora is now known as Sebius
21:51      Sebius dances everyone dead.
21:51      Tyval hid long ago. Has like a Sebiusense.
21:51      *** Sebius is now known as NecroSeb
21:51      NecroSeb takes the bodies.
21:51   Tyval   SAVE ME SEBIUS
21:52      *** NecroSeb is now known as Sebius
21:52   Sebius   Aww, c'mere, sweetness.
21:52   Tyval   ...
21:52   Tyval   Actually nevermind, I'll save myself
21:52      Tyval runs away
21:52   Sebius   Don't you love me anymore?
21:53      Sebius gives chase.
21:54      Tyval distracts by tossing maid outfits left and right.
21:54   Sebius   ...
21:54      Sebius is immobilized by love!
21:55   Tyval   Let's just hope he doesn't come after the source of the outfits.
21:55      Sebius chases a Tyval a la Pepe Le Pew.
21:56   Tyval   Ohservnopleasekillmenow
21:56      Sebius SNUGGLES.
21:56   Tyval   OHSERVPLEASEKILLMENOW
21:56      Sebius kisses Tyval to make him shut up.
21:56      Tyval faints.
21:57      Tyval will wake up with his butt sore won't he.
21:57      Sebius takes Tyval away. "That's all folks!"
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Random Quote From Furcadia!
« Reply #201 on: December 26, 2011, 07:41:04 PM »
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Kadan, from where she was, was no longer paying attention. She was in her own little world of herbalism and botanics. After a few minutes plain staring at the separated pieces of plants, he looked around for Seres's mortar and pestle (I'm assuming she has one) and would plain put EVERYTHING in there and start grinding like the player of a japanese RPG.
Kadan makes the best metaphors.]
Naut'ssinssrinil: [That's because they're similes.]
Kadan: [I hate you.]

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19:57      JacquesBate needs to get a haircut. He looks like a hippie.
19:57      TM chomps on Jacques' hair.
19:57   Seraph   Jacques's title should be Master
19:57   JacquesBate   ...merci beaucoup.
19:57   Seraph   Then he'd be Master Bate
19:58   JacquesBate   Technically, he'd be Master Baté
19:58   Seraph   Bah
19:58   Seraph   Not as mockable
19:58   TM   That's how the french do it.
19:58   JacquesBate   Because his last name means Pan in French
19:58   Seraph   French do it with accents.
19:58   Seraph   Knights do it two handed.
19:58   JacquesBate   LOL
19:58   TM   
19:58   JacquesBate   No, Seraph
19:58      TM wipes a tear. So proud.
19:58   JacquesBate   French do it with your mother

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17:45   fluffyfrog   wtf why'd I get logged out?
17:45      *** fluffyfrog is now known as Pingas
17:45      Pingas pingas pingas.
17:54      Pingas loves a Seraph!

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18:38   Mellinae   Because they had 360-degree sight, they definitely saw her. Ew, she radiated this... nature feel about her. The beholder moved their eyestalks so they wouldn't have to look at her anymore. Yuck!
18:39   Mellinae   My IC ignoringness.
18:39   Ganroyss   When you're so ugly a Beholder doesn't want to look at you
18:39   Ganroyss   There's something wrong
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Jan. RQ- Blingy Pens, French Trolls, Gunshot Count, The Loud Spy, & MOAR
« Reply #202 on: January 16, 2012, 07:19:54 PM »
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13:34   Rawrfaise   ...dear lord this pen.
13:34   Rawrfaise   http://www.montblanc.com/en-US/shop/Writing-Instruments/Etoile-de-Montblanc/Etoile-Mystrieuse/Etoile-Mysterieuse-Fountain-Pen-105022.aspx
13:34   Lolren   o_o Wow
13:34   Rawrfaise   Montblanc Diamond in cap-top (~0.10 ct.) 925 sterling silver, coated with black lacquer, set with 42 diamonds (~0.39 ct.) Silver-plated clip set with 43 diamonds (~0.27 ct.) 925 sterling silver, coated with black lacquer, set with 60 diamonds (~0.67 ct., including barrel-ring) 925 sterling silver
13:35   Lolren   That almost out-does a golden toilet!
13:35   Rawrfaise   I KNOW RIGHT?
13:36   Lolren   Also there, reply sent. :I Now gimmie that super blingy pen!
13:36   Rawrfaise   15.6k dollars
13:36   Rawrfaise   Good luck EVER affording it
13:36   Lolren   I have that in GaiaOnline gold!
13:36   Rawrfaise   XD
13:36   Rawrfaise   Sorry
13:37   Rawrfaise   They only accept real currency

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18:56   Jacques   'If there was anything he hated more than cowards, it was hippies.'
18:56   Seraph   ...
18:56      Jacques flashes a peace sign just to get Hale riled up.
18:56   Seraph   Ah ok.
18:57   Jacques   "Maybe I shouldn't cut the hair off. I want to be a troll to Hale."
18:58   Johann   XD
18:59   Jacques   "The one hippy he couldn't murder."
18:59   Jacques   "It would be /glorious/."
18:59   Johann   Aha~!

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22:23   Fries   omg
22:23   Fries   MORE THAN TWO SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED
22:23   Fries   YAY
22:24   Claine   Remi did more than double that!
22:24   Fries   I KNOW
22:24   Fries   Yeeey
22:24   Fries   Gunshot count: 7
22:25   Claine   :B Is best ever TF2 RP
22:25   Claine   Who would ever guess it's a FPS
22:25   Fries   We have a GUNSHOT count.
22:25   Fries   In the SINGLE DIGITS.
22:26   Claine   ALMOST OUT OF SINGLE DIGITS
22:26   Claine   We could get
22:26   Claine   Heavy Weapons guy
22:26   Claine   To come
22:26   Fries   Jacques needs to shoot three bullets.
22:26   Claine   And rack up 1000 shots in a couple of seconds
22:26   Fries   ffffnooooo
22:27   Fries   I want to be able to keep the Gunshot Count
22:27   Fries   The goal is to have a RP based on an FPS with as little gunshots as possible

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00:20   Fwiez   I've been wondering why Jacques hasn't asked this question: "Does this mean I get to throw piss at people?"
00:25   Lolren   .... XD What!? Aha!
00:26   Fwiez   Because he's half-Australian and figures that every Australian practices Jarate
00:28   Lolren   I wouldn't be surprised-- wait.
00:28   Lolren   Even Hale?
00:28   Lolren   Oh god.
00:29   Fwiez   Hale INVENTED Jarate!
00:29   Lolren   Oh double god.
00:29   Lolren   He's like... oh dear lord.
00:29   Lolren   The Jarate that will pierce the heavens (or a really nice suit)!
00:29   Fwiez   The suit would no longer be wearable if Hale Jarate'd it
00:30   Fwiez   As in
00:30   Fwiez   It would probably disintegrate
00:30   Fwiez   So the Spy would not only be covered in pee; he would be naked.
00:32   Fwiez   His watch would never work again.
00:32   Lolren   Oh god
00:32   Lolren   XD

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21:55   Rawrfaise   TF2 RP Challenge:
21:56   Rawrfaise   How many times can I fit "Vas te faire encule" in one post?
21:57   Trogdor   Vas te faire encule with a mouse. Vas te faire encule in a house. Vas te faire encule, Rémi-I-am.

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18:53   Jacques   AAAAAAHHHHHH CATS
18:53   Jacques   THEY ARE ATTACKING THE PEOPLE
18:53   Jacques   RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
18:53      Jacques flees!
18:53   Lolren   THE CUTE. YOU CAN'T DENY IT, JACKIE BOI
18:53   Jacques   IT IS NOT CUTE
18:53   Jacques   CATS ARE THE DEVILLLLL
18:54   Lolren   OF CUTE
18:54   Jacques   THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
18:54   Jacques   AS THEY EAT YOUR SOULS
18:55   Lolren   YOU'RE VERY LOUD FOR A SPY, BRO.
18:55   Jacques   I AM A LOUD SPY
18:55   Lolren   I SEE. ARE YOU RELATED TO THE LOUD SNIPER?
18:55   Jacques   THE LOUD SNIPER IS MY FATHER.
18:56   Lolren   SERIOUSLY? DUDE, COOL.
18:56   Jacques   "HELLO I AM INFILTRATING YOUR BASE!"
18:56   Jacques   "OH, INTELLEGENCE? GIMMEGIMME!"
18:57      Jacques plays loud music over the intercom.

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11:37   Lolren   SPICY DORITOS
11:37   Lolren   THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
11:38   Montlet   NAY
11:38   Montlet   THE LIFE FORCE OF CHILDREN IS THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
11:39   Lolren   I DONT HAVE ANY
11:39      Montlet gives Lolren a whiny child.
11:39   Montlet   THERE
11:39   Montlet   NOW YOU DO
11:39   Lolren   YAY
11:39      Lolren feeds
11:39   Montlet   And then Lolren was a wraith.

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18:17   Dollface   I saw someone type "thrown room" the other day in an RP.
18:17   Rawrfaise   ...
18:17   Rawrfaise   rofl
18:17   Dollface   "The fair princess walked into the thrown room"...
18:17   Rawrfaise   Well you see
18:18   Rawrfaise   The room was thrown before the princess walked in.
18:18   Rawrfaise   I don't know who's throwing rooms, but whoever it is is very strong.
18:18   Dollface   Damn room golems. Uprooting innocent rooms and tossing them for kicks.
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Feb. Random Quotes - ROUSes
« Reply #203 on: February 07, 2012, 05:00:56 PM »
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14:58   Rawrfaise   I think
14:58   Rawrfaise   I don't play enough nerds
14:58   Duck   I just had a crazy idea.
14:58      *** TM is now known as Rutgar
14:58   Duck   A candy rp. WE MUST RP AS CANDIES.
14:58   Duck   and the villain
14:58   Duck   is a child
14:59      Rutgar lectures Seraph on not letting awesomeness get to his head.
14:59   Rawrfaise   XD
14:59   Duck   that wants to eat us
14:59   Rawrfaise   XDD
14:59   Rawrfaise   I'LL PLAY A BOX OF NERDS
14:59   Duck   THAT IS WHAT I WAS THINKING XD
14:59   Duck   The Smarties are total braniacs.
14:59   Rawrfaise   XDDD
14:59   Duck   And they always come up with all sorts of crazy plans and contraptions to thwart the child.
15:00   Rawrfaise   omg
15:00   Rawrfaise   we must
15:00   Rawrfaise   do this epic rp
15:00   Duck   The gobstoppers are a confused bunch.
15:00   Duck   "WHAT IS A GOB AND WHY MUST WE STOP THEM?!?"
15:00   Rawrfaise   XD
15:00   Rawrfaise   THEY'RE EVERLASTING
15:00   Rawrfaise   THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOREVER
15:00   Duck   "AAAAARGH WE ARE CURSED TO BE IMMORTAL UNTIL THE GOBS ARE STOPPED."
15:01   Rawrfaise   XDDD
15:01   Duck   "BUT WHAT. IS. A. GOB!?!?!?!?"
15:01   Rawrfaise   Smarties: A GOBLIN MAYBE?
15:01   Duck   ".... brilliant."
15:01   Rawrfaise   DUCK
15:01   Rawrfaise   LET US DO THIS WEIRDNESS
15:01   Lolren   Hah! I beat your electrifying arse, dude!
15:01   Lolren   Kingdra SHOWED YOU WHATFOR
15:02   Duck   THIS WILL BE THE BEST RP EVER CREATED.
15:02   Rawrfaise   WHO WANTS TO PLAY THE CHILD?
15:02   Duck   I THINK DAN SHOULD
15:02   Rawrfaise   Dan doesn't forum no moar
15:02   Duck   oh
15:02   Duck   then i can ban him
15:02   Rawrfaise   XD
15:02   Rawrfaise   No banning people
15:02   Rawrfaise   Bad duck
15:03   Duck   Quack!!
15:03   Rawrfaise   I wanna play the child, simply because I play mostly villains >.>
15:05   Rawrfaise   Also
15:05   Rawrfaise   Now I want candy again
15:05      Rawrfaise gets candy.
15:07   Rawrfaise   Hay
15:07   Rawrfaise   Hay Duck
15:07   Rawrfaise   Paaaaaaaaaaaaan
15:07   Duck   yes
15:07   Derpmeister   Kim mentioned her grandfather is often considered the grandfather of hard sci-fi.
15:07   Duck   ?
15:07   Derpmeister   Now I fricken want to know who her grandfather is.
15:07   Duck   TOLKEIN!!
15:07   Derpmeister   :o
15:07      Rawrfaise pushes Pan to posting land. Is completely serious about candy RP XD
15:08   Duck   :u
15:08   Lolren   XD
15:08   Duck   Okay
15:08   Derpmeister   If she is Tolkien's granddaughter I will dgfskjghdfkjgsd all day long
15:08   Rawrfaise   lol
15:08   Duck   You do realize Tolkien is the father of high fantasy and not sci-fi, right?
15:08   Duck   itwasajoke
15:08   Duck   :u
15:08   Derpmeister   Derp
15:09      Derpmeister will go to sad corner now.
15:09   Duck   derpaderp!
15:10   Duck   Hmmmm
15:10   Duck   how to start this rp off
15:10   Duck   "The room was dark."
15:10   Duck   BRILLIANT.
15:10   Rawrfaise   XD
15:10   Rutgar   And then someone opened the door
15:10   Rutgar   And there was light
15:10   Rutgar   Also cold.
15:10   Derpmeister   "It was a dark stormy night"
15:10   Rutgar   Then someone closed the fridge.
15:10   Rawrfaise   XD
15:10   Rutgar   And it was dark again
15:11   Rawrfaise   CANDY DOESN'T GO IN THE FRIDGE
15:11   Rutgar   BUT PASTRY DOES
15:11   Rutgar   I mean
15:11   Rutgar   Ice cream
15:11   Rutgar   >.>
15:11   Rawrfaise   But this is candy
15:11   Rawrfaise   not pastry
15:11   Rutgar   Which I'm having
15:11   Rutgar   Oh screw candy
15:11   Rutgar   >.>
15:11      Rutgar RUNS
15:12   Rawrfaise   Candy: obby
15:12   Duck   This rp will take place 90% of the time
15:12   Duck   in a top cabinet
15:12   Rawrfaise   XD
15:12   Duck   and the child must constantly pile chairs to reach the candy
15:13   Duck   then
15:13   Duck   one day
15:13   Duck   there is a cookie jar
15:13   Derpmeister   Be back later guyus
15:13   Derpmeister   ...
15:13   Derpmeister   Hyu
15:13   Derpmeister   ...
15:13   Derpmeister   GYUS
15:13   Derpmeister   fff
15:13   Rutgar   You have a good one, COWARD
15:13   Derpmeister   GUYS
15:13   Rutgar   
15:13   Duck   and the candy must watch in horror as the cookies are devoured, screaming
15:13   Rutgar   Derper
15:13      --- Derpmeister is away (AAWY)
15:13   Rawrfaise   ...omg
15:13   Rawrfaise   XD
15:13   Rutgar   ...laff
15:13   Duck   "NO NO NOT THE FACE-- <crunch> AAAAAAAAAAGH!! AAAAAGGGHH1!AAAAHGFHGFHGFGGFGFGGGHGHH IT HURTS OH MY GOD THE PAIN."
15:14   Rawrfaise   This is
15:14   Rawrfaise   a very DARK
15:14   Rawrfaise   candy rp
15:14   Duck   the food is alive.
15:14   Duck   IT'S TOY STORY
15:14   Duck   ONLY
15:14   Duck   EDIBLE
15:14   Duck   AND INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET HOME TO A CHILD
15:14   Duck   THEY WANT TO RUN AWAY FROM HIM
15:15   Rutgar   BUT THEY CANNOT MOVE
15:15   Duck   the gobstoppers can roll!
15:15   Rutgar   
15:15   Rutgar   Nutters, the lot of you
15:15   Duck   maybe
15:15   Duck   MAYBE
15:15   Duck   it's like Brave Little Toaster
15:15   Duck   and the boxes kinda hop around
15:16   Rutgar   Oh
15:16   Rutgar   Make it so that the kid can't really see on top of the shelf/cabinet whatever
15:15   Rutgar   Hehe
15:16   Rawrfaise   Let's have the candy b able to move
15:16   Duck   but we can't use words like "walk" or "run"
15:16   Duck   they have no legs
15:16   Rutgar   Only his hand can reach there
15:16   Rawrfaise   They have to hop and roll and stuff
15:16   Duck   ..... YES
15:16   Duck   The Hand.
15:16   Rawrfaise   ...ohdear
15:16   Rawrfaise   THE NERDS
15:16   Rutgar   So yeah it would basically be sentient candy vs. evil hand
15:16   Rawrfaise   WILL BE CULTISTS
15:16   Duck   omg
15:16   Rawrfaise   WHO WORSHIP THE HAND
15:17   Rawrfaise   AND SACRIFICE TO IT
15:17   Rutgar   Half of them worshipping the han- rolf
15:17   Duck   "<grabs a twizzler>" "No... no! Good bye my friends... this is the end for me!" "MATILDA. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "<chomp"

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16:46   NotFries   http://mibpaste.com/qKIxXU omg Dan
16:47   Lolren   XD
16:48   NotSeraph   Now the vision of Kultas handing out flyers will be stuck in my mind forever.
16:48   NotFries   XD
16:48   NotFries   ...I have to draw a Kultas flyer
16:48   NotFries   for his religion
16:49   NotFries   In big letters: BE SAVED
16:50   NotSeraph   "Hello, frrrrriend. Do you wissssssh to embrrrrracccce the trrrrue doctrrrrrine of the Lorrrrrd of Famine?"

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14:45   Seraph   We Porkies have a bunch of weird urban legends.
14:45   Lolren   Oho?
14:45   Seraph   In the basement of a famous monastery in Lisbon, there are rats the size of adult dogs.
14:45   Seraph   Or so they say.
14:45   Lolren   o_O
14:45   Fries   THAT'S what happened to the ROUSes!
14:45   Lolren   What TYPE of adult dog?
14:45   Lolren   XD Frriiiies
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Re: Random Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #204 on: February 16, 2012, 01:04:29 PM »
It's old but I'm saving it here for prosperity:

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17:15      *** SneakySneak quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
17:15   Claine   Baw
17:16   Claine   He shall be missed
17:16   Claine   But while he's gone
17:16   Claine   NAKED PARTY
17:16   Lolren   <8C
17:16   Claine   PILLOW FIGHT
17:16   Lolren   OH BABY
17:16   Claine   AW YEAR
17:16   Lolren   NAKED PILLOW FIGHT
17:16      Claine whaps with pillow all sexylike
17:16      Lolren pulls out her "pillows" and whaps you with them.
17:17   Claine   Teeheehee!
17:17   Lolren   TEEHEE. Good thing he's missing out on all the fun.
17:18   Claine   I'm sure glad there's no icky boys around!
17:18      Lolren sprouts a weenie?
17:18   Claine   Hmmmm.
17:18   Lolren   Dis is awkward
17:19   Claine   I hate it when that happens.
17:19   Claine   It's okay, it happens to the best of us.
17:19   Lolren   Hold on. I think I can make it go awya...
17:19   Lolren   ... ... HNNNNNNNNNG-- *poof*
17:19      *** Lolren is now known as Nonexistance
17:20   Claine   OH NO
17:20      *** SneakySneak joined #Tzelkora
17:20   Claine   WHERE'D SHE GO?!
17:20   Claine   Oh
17:20   SneakySneak   Derpy net is derpy
17:20   Nonexistance   <nonexistant>
17:20   SneakySneak   Who'd go where what?
17:20   Claine   Sir, could you help me find Lolren.  She may be naked, she may have pillows, and she may have sprouted a weenie.
17:21   Claine   These things happen.
17:21   Claine   No questions.
17:21   Claine   Just searching.
17:21      SneakySneak gets a glazed look in his eyes at naked... but then hears weenie.
17:21   SneakySneak   I have no idea what you are talking about
17:21   SneakySneak   It never happened
17:21   SneakySneak   I ADMIT NOTHING
17:21      *** Nonexistance is now known as Lolren
17:21   Claine   Oh there she is
17:21   Lolren   *POOF*
17:22   SneakySneak   Besides, I think a Lolren is slee- GAH WHERE DID SHE COME FROM
17:22   Lolren   .... D8> I STILL HAVE A PENIS.
17:22   SneakySneak   GAH
17:22   Lolren   HHHNNNNNG--*POOF*
17:22      *** Lolren is now known as Lolren`The`Boobless
17:22   Claine   ACK!
17:22   SneakySneak   o.o
17:22   Lolren`The`Boobless   Son-of-a-bitch
17:22   Claine   WRONG EXTREMITY!
17:22   SneakySneak   Apparently what Fries had... is contagious
17:22   Lolren`The`Boobless   HNNNNNG-- *sprouts five boobs*
17:22   Claine   TOO MANY SUCK THEM BACK IN!
17:22   Lolren`The`Boobless   ;~;
17:23   Lolren`The`Boobless   GNNNNNNH-- *three vanish, still penis*
17:23   Claine   (too many or not enough?)
17:23   Claine   Well, it aint so bad, I guess?
17:23   Lolren`The`Boobless   ... I don't know how to use this thing!
17:23      Lolren`The`Boobless stares at it awkwardly.
17:23      *** Lolren`The`Boobless is now known as Lolren
17:23   Claine   Well uh
17:23   Claine   You see, when a man loves a woman...
17:23   SneakySneak   Freaks!
17:23   SneakySneak   SHE CLOBBERS HIM ON THE HEAD
17:24   Lolren   ... with his dick?
17:24   SneakySneak   AND HIS DICK
17:24   Lolren   Owch
17:24   Claine   And that is how you use it
17:24      Claine nod.
17:25      Lolren stares forlornly at SneakySneak.
17:25   Lolren   TEACH ME OH GREAT DICKMAN.
17:25   SneakySneak   o.o
17:25   Claine   Oh boy, I bet you'd never thought you'd hear that.
17:26   SneakySneak   I feel uh... terrified >.>
17:26   Claine   It's okay sir, it's still the same Lolren we know and love
17:26   SneakySneak   well first some safety instructions
17:26   Lolren   <8C C8>
17:27   SneakySneak   You will WANT to at SOME point... but do NOT ever, ever, ever try to stick it in... an empty beer bottle, a bowling ball, OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS NOT A HUMAN BEING.
17:27   Lolren   ... what about Yeti?
17:27   Lolren   And what if I'm violated by a horny female Bobokin?
17:27   SneakySneak   >.>
17:27   Lolren   Oragayguy
17:27      Lolren is shot.
17:27      *** fluffyfrog joined #Tzelkora
17:27   Claine   Hihi
17:27   SneakySneak   FLUFFY!
17:27   SneakySneak   SAVE ME
17:28      SneakySneak holds up Fries as a shield against Lolren.
17:28   Claine   We aint doing at thing to him :C
17:28      fluffyfrog saves SneakySneak
17:28   Claine   We need his help and advice!
17:28   fluffyfrog   HELP? ADVICE? Oh dear, this is worse than I thought.
17:28   Lolren   I sprouted a penis.
17:28   Lolren   ;~;
17:28   Lolren   IDK HOW TO USE IT
17:28   fluffyfrog   ...
17:28   fluffyfrog   Uh
17:29   SneakySneak   I gave the basic warning of avoiding beer bottles and bowling balls as places to try and stick it in >.>
17:29   fluffyfrog   You give whatever growth hormones you've been taking to me so I can have one XD
17:29   Lolren   HNNNNNNG-- *penis goes away*
17:29   Lolren   Sheer will, bitches. FUck yes!
17:29   Claine   Oh good, crisis averted :D
17:30   SneakySneak   :p
17:30   Claine   Although maybe, when there's just the two of us in the chatroom ;)
17:30   Lolren   ;)
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« Reply #205 on: February 17, 2012, 11:40:36 PM »
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22:08      --- Deventius is away (innovating the fine art of torture)
22:08   Cyprus   XD
22:08   Seraph   Innovating the fine art of torture.
22:08   Seraph   Oh Lord
22:09   Seraph   He's directing The Room 2 - Resurrection
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